Stoner Squatch Tee

The Legend Wears Cotton

Deep in the old-growth forests of the Pacific Northwest, Squatch doesn't just roam — he vibes. The Stoner Squatch Tee is your tribute to the most elusive, most chill cryptid in Cascadia.

Built from 100% garment-dyed heavyweight cotton, this tee is broken-in soft right out of the bag and only gets better with every wash. The relaxed fit works for the campfire, the couch, or wherever the night takes you.

• 100% heavyweight cotton — thick, durable, and seriously comfortable
• Garment-dyed for a lived-in look and feel (slight color variation is part of the charm)
• Unisex fit, available in sizes S–4XL
• Multiple colorways: Black, Red, Graphite, Navy, Sage, Midnight, Hemp, Violet, Granite, White
• Printed and shipped on demand — made just for you

Represent the PNW. Respect the Squatch.